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DaveL485
16-11-2004, 03:10 AM
SO on the way home from the monkey puzzle meet this fiesta is pushing me down the M40 for a few miles. I pump it up to about 90 to get rid, but the gimp just sits off my bumper. We pass warwick services, and unknown to me pick up an unwanted guest. Few miles later and we hit the 1 mile to my junction sign and this little gaybar is still behind me......so I nailed it and said bye-bye. Pushed it to 120 and held it to the last possible moment on the sliproad....tore-ass round the roundabout but got caught at some lights.
Guess what rolls up behind me......
.....I'll give you a clue. Volvo, blue lights, uniform.
Rolled off on to the A46, get to about 60 and on go the blues and two's.
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Oh Oh............................................
Hello Hello Hello...
120ish what did he clock you at taking into account 100 or over could revoke your licence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Smallboy
16-11-2004, 11:47 AM
are youo collecting points m8 :?: whats the outcome, did ya get booked :?:
Moggy
16-11-2004, 02:25 PM
oopppppssss
just get on ur knee's and start sucking the judge mate :-( esp with your history
i dunno dave - what u like
p.s. - u get rid of that fiesta??? ;)
Bike for sale you interested mate !!!!!???????
si21 hope its not as bad as it sounds
si21 :lol:
stevenford_uk
16-11-2004, 03:11 PM
oh dear!
if ya get banned i wanyt ya engine goodies, lol
what was the outcome?
no1girlracer
16-11-2004, 05:45 PM
Dont worry Dave, i'll be your chauffeur for a while !! :D Would you liekme to come and distract the judge in court as well !! :D
Roddy21t
16-11-2004, 05:53 PM
:shock: :shock:
DaveL485
16-11-2004, 06:55 PM
Hey Rach, you can come and distract me if you like :wink: :wink: :wink:
No worries guys, they'll never take me alive :D
ask him if you can get a discount first LOL PMSLOL
si21 :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
DaveL485
16-11-2004, 07:10 PM
PMSL Rach already has full discount :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
graham
16-11-2004, 08:46 PM
dave if i can get away with 110mph in a 30mph zone sure you can blag it pmsl
rogerreno
16-11-2004, 10:38 PM
4 words to say...........
YOU ARE A TIT ! ! !
You not figured out yet that in this game,points don't make prizes,they make bus rides!! (I know coz I had a government issue bus pass about 10 years ago,wouldn't do it again) :(
Hang ya head in shame you gypo,better make sure you take plenty of vasaline with you when Mr 'I'm going to make an example of you' Judge sends you for a hoiday at her majestys expence :shock:
Best pray that they don't report you,otherwise there'll be a sh*tload of cheap 21's on the sales and wants lolol
Lecture over.....
Ya Dad!!!
no1girlracer
17-11-2004, 12:32 AM
I managed to keep my license and still drive on 15 points as well after 3 high speed convictions in a row, i'll give you some lessons on blagging dave. Although speeding isnt big and its not clever (just in case my insurance company are reading :D )
DaveL485
17-11-2004, 08:24 PM
Are they the only lessons you give rach? :D
Hey dad :shock: , you cant talk!! Speeding-ban- ring any bells? :lol:
And ill never sell my collection, licence or not, keep your grubby mitts off all of ya!!!
rogerreno
17-11-2004, 09:14 PM
Quote-(I know coz I had a government issue bus pass about 10 years ago,wouldn't do it again)
Yes son,indeed they do.....I mean i thought they were a bit hard on me...3 month ban for being in complete control of my own taxed,MOT'd and insured Renault 11 Turbo,just a small matter of the 95mph pass on a 40mph dual carriageway and a 65mph pass into the 30mph road to town :twisted: :twisted: (in my defence,it was 11.50pm and not a car in sight)
Just think they were a bit pissed that I pulled away from them to the point that if it wasn't for the red light,they wouldn't have caught me :lol:
To be fair,I was young and very stupid,drove a fast car and thought everything on the road wanted a race,just that you don't pick a race with a marked porkmobile :-({|=
I learned 2 very important lessons from this whilst waiting for the No12 to work.....
1/ALWAYS USE YOUR MIRRORS AND MAKE SURE THEY'RE CLEAN :oops:
2/SHOULD HAVE FIXED THE FCUKING HEATED REAR WINDOW #-o
DaveL485
18-11-2004, 01:09 AM
But dad, you're still young (ish) :D , definately stupid and now drive even faster!?!?
Oh, hang on, no you dont, the 21 is off the road aint it? Tut tut, at least your license is safe while ya drivin the lawnmower powered rollerskate PMSL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
pauls21t
18-11-2004, 01:20 AM
dave that is the best description of a reno hair dryer ive heard raotfpmsl :D :D :D
Anonymous
18-11-2004, 02:05 AM
Funny, I saw one identical in Toys R Us the other day....?359.99 and its charged in 12 hours even had a stick on speedo that went all the way round to 120 :wink:
Me
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craig21t
19-11-2004, 06:55 PM
bring it on boys, i will be ready :wink:
Sarah21t xx
22-11-2004, 06:48 PM
IT WON'T FAIL!!! TRUST ME!! :twisted:
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